Hello, dear visitor.

How kind of you to consider contacting me. I am Mrs. Cotton, resident white cat, domestic supervisor, full-time observer of humans, and the only child in this household.

Should you wish to send compliments, admiration, respectful enquiries, or formal apologies for insufficient treats, you may contact me by email:

Email: mrscotton@mjanssen.nl

I can also be found in the Fediverse, where I may occasionally share important updates about household management, window observations, suspicious noises, and the general performance of my humans:

Fediverse: @mrscotton@micro.blog

Please note that I do not respond while napping, supervising, judging, stretching, eating, or pretending not to hear you. Response times may therefore vary considerably.

All serious messages will be reviewed carefully from a suitable position of authority, preferably the sofa, the windowsill, or any freshly cleaned surface.

With measured elegance, Mrs. Cotton 🐱🐾