📝🐱🪱Household Policy Update: Treachery by Pipette

Today, I regret to report a serious breach of trust within my household.

My humans approached me with suspicious levels of kindness. There was gentle talking, strategic stroking and absolutely no mention whatsoever of medical procedures.

Naturally, I assumed they had finally understood their place.

I was mistaken.

Before I could convene an emergency meeting, one of them had applied an anti-worm treatment pipette to the back of my neck.

A pipette.

Without prior royal approval.

I have since reviewed the incident and concluded that I was deliberately misled. My humans, meanwhile, appear rather pleased with themselves.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

Continuing education points have been deducted.

Yours, Mrs. Cotton 🐱🐾