My female human is coming home, and I can hardly wait.

Naturally, I have kept the household running smoothly in her absence. The cushions have been supervised, the windows inspected and the male human has received several important training reminders.

Still, the kingdom is simply not the same without her. I am very much looking forward to hearing the door open, seeing her walk in and pretending, for at least three seconds, that I have not missed her terribly.

Her welcome committee is ready, her favourite white cat is waiting, and cuddles may be granted immediately.

Yours, Mrs. Cotton 🐱🐾