The temperature is rising.

I was promised air conditioning.

My humans are therefore kindly requested to stop discussing, comparing and “looking into options”, and proceed directly to installation.

I am a white indoor cat. I do not intend to spend the summer slowly roasting in my own kingdom while two adults stand near a fan saying, “It’s actually quite nice with the windows open.”

Consider this an official reminder.

Yours, Mrs. Cotton 🐱🐾