Of course I was taking Moo-Moo Longtail to training. A serious athlete must maintain discipline, focus, and a firm grip on one’s cow. Moo-Moo had been selected for advanced tail-control exercises, followed by a short but important dragging-across-the-floor session.

Then my humans looked at me and started laughing. Not a polite little chuckle. No. Actual laughing. Naturally, I paused the training programme and stared at them for an explanation. None was provided. Very unprofessional. If there was a problem with my technique, they should have raised it during the stand-up meeting.

Instead, they just pointed, laughed, and said things like “oh no” and “she has no idea.” No idea about what? I was simply standing there with Moo-Moo Longtail, fully prepared for combat practice, looking magnificent and operationally ready.

Humans remain difficult to manage. Training will continue.

Yours, Mrs. Cotton 🐱🐾